Archive for March, 2008

Buy your way green

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Meet the eco-chocolate. Not only is it yummy and have neat tips on the wrapper, but it can assuage your environmental guilt. Why? This choco-tastic candystuff - brought to you by TerraPass, Whole Foods Market and Bloomsberry and Co. - comes with a verified TerraPass carbon offset for the average human's daily carbon ...

This is so lame

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Every so often, I'll come up with a great joke but have no place to put it. Now, with lame self-indulgence, I can include my most recent example. Past examples: -- Making a movie about a team of semi-driving bounty hunters who, in 1997, have 24 hours to get to Florida and capture ...

I have a Made in the USA shirt!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

The ongoing process of me realizing that no one in the US makes a damn thing anymore is constantly stymied by reality. I'll find a small company that makes the greatest potato chips I've ever had or recall the trip to Iowa my family made when I was a kid to pick ...

He calls me ‘Uncle Paul’

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

His name is Roland. He's my friend Rob's son and his third birthday party was today. Me being the good pseudo-uncle I am, I went to get him a gift. I went to a locally owned toy store, feeling all good and self-righteous. I rock. Then I tried to look for ...

We all eat food

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Since starting this site and thinking more about these issues, I have noticed a change in my personal life. I've been called bougie, a hypocrite, pretentious, pompous and all sorts of other crap. And it really pisses me off. Here's why: Would you call someone on a diet a hypocrite if the person doesn't have full-blown anorexia ...

Number 12 looks just like a big fattie

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

OK, so it'll be a tight squeeze trying to justify putting this entry on a blog about consumerism. As tight a squeeze as Richard Long into a futuristic jumpsuit! BURN! Oh, wait. You guys have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. A local Chicago station - one of the few I ...

Disposable video camera

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

That's not a clever title. There's a disposable video camera out there. I first saw it a few weeks ago at my local CVS. That's a chain of drug stores for those of you outside Chicago. According to this CNN.com article, CVS unveiled the disposable, single-use video camera in summer 2005. I ...