The Things You Carry

This is so lame

Every so often, I’ll come up with a great joke but have no place to put it. Now, with lame self-indulgence, I can include my most recent example.

Past examples:

– Making a movie about a team of semi-driving bounty hunters who, in 1997, have 24 hours to get to Florida and capture Gianni Versace’s killer. It’s called “Cunananball Run.”

– “[Insert name of ex-girlfriend] and I didn’t have a lot of shared interest. She doesn’t like camping and I don’t like sleeping with strange men I meet in bars.”

– Korbel: The Beer of Champagnes

And now, my newest and one of the few to actually fall within 100 miles of this blog’s topic:

– Hanes: Clothing for kids, by kids

Thank you.